22 7 / 2014

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

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22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

psychedelic-salvation:

nel-cor-piu-non-mi-sento:

buzzfeed:

thegrumppuccino:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 
Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE
THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 
THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE
DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.
THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

MINE WOULD STILL TALK YEARS AFTER TAKING OUT THE BATTERIES HOLY SHIT I’M GLAD OTHER PEOPLE NOTICED THE SAME THING. THE ONLY KNOWN METHOD OF KILLING THEM IS SETTING IT ON FIRE.

OK SO NO JOKE WE HAD THREE FURBIES IN THE BUZZFEED OFFICE AND WE PUT THEM ALL IN A SMALL CONFERENCE ROOM FACING EACH OTHER ON A TABLE SO THEY COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER AND AFTER A WEEK OR SO THEY JUST DISAPPEARED AND WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN AND I THINK MAYBE WE SUMMONED THE ELDER GODS OR CREATED SKYNET OR SOMETHING.

my brother threw mine in a fit of rage when he was two and the thing made the most pathetic wail and then died. I’m not really sure what happened to it after that. we should have kept it….

THE AMOUNT OF CAPS LOCK ON THIS POST.
But I never actually got a Furbie. Once I was at a radio station cause my mom was singing and I just went along with her (I was like 7) and during a commercial one of the radio dudes offered me a Furbie cause they’d just come out and they were giving them away. GLAD I DIDNT TAKE PRESENTS FROM STRANGERS.

psychedelic-salvation:

nel-cor-piu-non-mi-sento:

buzzfeed:

thegrumppuccino:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 

Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE

THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 

THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE

DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.

THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

MINE WOULD STILL TALK YEARS AFTER TAKING OUT THE BATTERIES HOLY SHIT I’M GLAD OTHER PEOPLE NOTICED THE SAME THING. THE ONLY KNOWN METHOD OF KILLING THEM IS SETTING IT ON FIRE.

OK SO NO JOKE WE HAD THREE FURBIES IN THE BUZZFEED OFFICE AND WE PUT THEM ALL IN A SMALL CONFERENCE ROOM FACING EACH OTHER ON A TABLE SO THEY COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER AND AFTER A WEEK OR SO THEY JUST DISAPPEARED AND WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN AND I THINK MAYBE WE SUMMONED THE ELDER GODS OR CREATED SKYNET OR SOMETHING.

my brother threw mine in a fit of rage when he was two and the thing made the most pathetic wail and then died. I’m not really sure what happened to it after that. we should have kept it….

THE AMOUNT OF CAPS LOCK ON THIS POST.

But I never actually got a Furbie. Once I was at a radio station cause my mom was singing and I just went along with her (I was like 7) and during a commercial one of the radio dudes offered me a Furbie cause they’d just come out and they were giving them away. GLAD I DIDNT TAKE PRESENTS FROM STRANGERS.

22 7 / 2014

emtcc:

maythefoxbewithyou:

baby-mandyy:

maythefoxbewithyou:

christ-on-a-cracker:

superblys:

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

your dog turned into a seal

that’s a fox u dick sofa

DICK SOFA.

Is anyone else gonna comment on how this fox is purple?

Vader isn’t purple. It’s the lights from our Christmas tree.

Dick Sofa!!!

(via inspector--space--time)

22 7 / 2014

dynastylnoire:

youngblackandvegan:

she is just beautiful!

she just radiates

(Source: fuckyeahlavernecox, via inspector--space--time)

22 7 / 2014

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

(via ruinedchildhood)

21 7 / 2014

21 7 / 2014

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

21 7 / 2014

reasonsmysoniscrying:

14 Signs That You May Be Over Phony Numbered Lists On The Internet:

21 7 / 2014

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

(via inspector--space--time)

21 7 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

(via sprinkleofglitr)

21 7 / 2014

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21 7 / 2014

nprbooks:

The so-called Big Five publishers — Penguin Random House, Macmillan, HarperCollins, Hachette and Simon & Schuster — don’t appear to be participating in Kindle Unlimited, Amazon’s new e-book subscription service.

Following the model of services such as Oyster and Scribd, Kindle Unlimited offers unlimited e-books for a fixed monthly fee. Searches through Kindle Unlimited’s library of 600,000-plus titles turn up bestsellers from Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, W.W. Norton, Scholastic and other publishers, but no titles from the five major houses. Amazon’s recent dispute with Hachette has highlighted tensions between online retailer and traditional publishers. HarperCollins declined to comment, while Amazon and the other four publishers did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

More book news here.

21 7 / 2014

guy:

u can’t spell boobytrap without partyboob

(Source: guy, via ruinedchildhood)

20 7 / 2014

trinitymemes:

partyinthenunnery:

Evolution of Grace Helbig (it’sGrace)

I have a lot of questions about the last gif